The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank...... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
If Trump banned Tik Tok because it's made in China Why doesn’t he just ban the Corona Virus?
The supermassive black hole in the core of the Messier 87 galaxy measures 40 billion km across, three million times the size of the Earth, and has a mass 6.5 billion times that of the Sun. Almost as big as your mom.
Me: Hello, ASPCA? There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan ASPCA: We don't believe youMe: Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret
what do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza? a crust station
My wife hates the fact that we never have visitors. I never would have guest
I don’t get it. People still worship this kind, bearded, rebellious guy who was born like ages ago in the Middle East. I mean come on. Leave Keanu alone.
Yo mamma's so fat They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.
Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired.
Only SEVEN people die as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest. Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures.
I dared to ask my wife why she’s buying a giant tub of Whiteout from the store. Big mistake.
A shark, crocodile, and a giant spider walk into a bar There’s no punchline, it’s just a normal day in Australia
Did you hear about the sweet potato truck that crashed on the interstate? It caused a huge traffic yam.
August 20, 2020: Scientists have discovered a "mystery object" in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses. March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the “mystery object” is made up of unmatched socks.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.