The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!

To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.

At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.

I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.

I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.

Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.

I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.

Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.

I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.

I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.