The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
inspired by the girl who was surprised after drawing her eyebrows too high I tried to tell this foreign exchange student that she drew one of her eyebrows higher than the other, but I don't think her English was very good because she looked confused
Ice Cream gets tested positive for Covid in China I hope they've put it straight into iceolation
After dealing with dad-jokes all winter... I'm hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.
Hindu dies and goes to heaven... Hindu dies and goes to heaven. He's standing at the pearly gates, talking to St Peter. He says, "I wish to speak to Jesus Christ", and St Peter turns his head and yells, "Jesus, your cab is here!"