The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.