The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Why is the average American so stupid? Because they keep shooting the ones that go to school...
I just came back from a coworker's funeral who died when he was hit on the head by a tennis ball.. It was a lovely service..
What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring? Genocide
I learnt a boring fact about Kamikaze Its just plain suicide
I helped my uncle jack off a horse My uncle jack is really heavy, so it was hard to get him off of the horse
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid They give us Nickelback
"When I donate blood, I don't extract it myself..." "... the nurse does it for me.""I understand stand sir, but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here."
A mosquito bit my balls last night Got my balls sucked,later virgins
A girl tells her mom she’s dating the guy next door The mom’s like “you can’t date him he could be your dad” And the daughter is like “so there’s an age difference who cares” “I think you misunderstood me”
What is the average temperature in China? 451° F
Hurricane Harvey is no joke. https://twitter.com/fema/status/902646949479841793To find out how to help, follow the link above.
Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?