The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why do squirrels live in trees? Because they’re fucking nuts!
A man walks into a bank He's wearing a mask goes up to counter and makes a finger gun symbolThe clerk asks him still in shock 'i- i- is- this a stick up'The man looks at the ground and goes 'No!, I forgot my gun this is a fuck up'
Dad gets mom a cake for her birthday every year But for Mother’s Day he gives her a cream pie.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
The surgeon's first circumcision was tricky. Eventually, the surgeon managed to pull it off.
What do you tell Drake if he says something stupid? Ok groomer
When you call 911 no matter where you are your phone will connect to even the smallest amount of service to get your call through They use the same idea to make mobile game ads
What do you call a frozen pair of panties, once it defrosts?! THAWNG.
Last night I was laying in bed naked with my girlfriend when she started to cough. She told me she might need to get tested for Covid. I pulled the covers over her head, then I farted.She goes "ewwww, that stinks. Oh my God I can taste it!!!".Then I pulled the covers off of her and said "Congratulations. You don't have Covid".
As Northern Germans, we really struggle with the six feet distance mandate ... Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.
I went to CVS to get toilet paper and they ran out because of the virus. So I bought a candy bar and the receipt gave me enough to last for weeks.
Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter? Because nature abhors a vacuum