The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me I know you have more money than me, you don’t have to be a dick about it!
What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist.
A policeman stops three guys on a motorcycle He asks them: "Are you crazy? What the hell are three of you doing on such a small motorcycle!?"One of the three guys replies: "Three? OH SHIT GUYS, BOBBY FELL OUT!"
I was in the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
Why was Hitler so surprised when he lost the war? Because he did Nazi it coming.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.