The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.