The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

They say criminals always return to the scene of the crime. No wonder there are so many Australians in the UK.

What's the difference between your ..... Penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.

I was recently on a charter flight with my hockey team where they seated you according to what position you play. Damn near froze to death on left wing.

I daily observe a group of ladies sitting in the park Talking and Laughing Loudly. One day I observed all the ladies were silent. There must be some Serious issue or Incident Happened.So I went to a Lady and asked, "Why everybody is Silent Today?"The Lady replied, "All Are Present Today."

Don't be worried about your smartphone and television collecting your data... Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for YEARS now.

My running coach told me to increase the volume of my runs So I unplugged the headphones and played my music from the speakers instead.

A new leaked government tape shows that a Mars rover saw some sort of feline life form on Mars. However, before they could get any more info, Curiosity killed the cat.

What is ISIS's favorite dinosaur? A terror-dactyl.

I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.

97.62% of the world's population has accepted climate change as a scientific fact. The rest of them are in North America.

What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma? OK boomer

Imagine you're stuck in the ocean, surrounded by sharks. What do you do to save your life? Stop imagining.

My drug test came back negative. My dealer has some explaining to do.

I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.” Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.