The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!