The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq
A man asks to his wife: why are you ironing the bra's if nothing is behind it? A man asks to his wife: why are you ironing the bra's if nothing is in it?The woman answers: i also iron your underpants right?
Why should you never mention the number 288? It's two gross.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.