The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?