The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.

I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.

What happens when you light a match in the boy's locker room? *KABOOM!*

What do you call a Mr Potato Head who rules a country with a violent autocracy? A Dick-Tater.

Did you hear about the road made of body parts? They call it the Organ Trail

On my visit to Chicago, the weather forecast said it was muggy. The forecaster was right. I went outside and someone stole my shoes.

There are a lot of scams on the internet... For a low price of $69 I can show you how to avoid them.

Why did Lamar Odom give Kobe Bryant a dollar? Because Lamar Odom

I think everyone is wrong about President Bolsonaro of Brazil. The man's obviously a deeply committed environmentalist... After all, wiping out a sizable part of your population is a great way to save the rain forests.

February is Eczema awareness month.... I am raising money by selling scratch cards.

A Horse Walks into a Bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey fellow, why the long face?”The horse, incapable of understanding the English language, shits all over the floor and leaves.

Hermaphrodite asks a doctor about the best way to become pregnant. After recommending a specialist the hermaphrodite responded "I have already tried a specialist, but they told me to go fuck myself".