The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My Grandmother found and flushed my weed so, I hid her weelchair...... Now neither of us are rolling
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.