The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
I know why this entire country has gotten so cold. It's because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.
Somehow it looks like Robert Kraft will get away with his little massage parlor incident... This isn't the first time he got off...
What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia? A clitortise
A man enters a crowded ER after having lost a toy up his anus. The doctors are swamped with more urgent cases but the triage nurse sends the man to an empty or and tells him that he’ll be performing his own operation. A doctor comes up to the nurse and says “how do you expect that man to know how to perform such a complex procedure?” The nurse says “Oh, I’m sure he’ll finger it out”.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.