The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Civilians call it a bathroom Civilians call it a bathroom, because they take baths in it,The airforce calls it a lavatory, because they use it to freshen up,The army calls it a latrine, because they use it to take a dump...So why does the navy call it a head?
I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me I know you have more money than me, you don’t have to be a dick about it!
Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry...
How did George Bush get Afghanistan pregnant? He never pulled out
My teacher used to tell me that I'd never amount to anything. But ten years later, guess who I saw at mcdonalds? My teacher. I served him a bic mac with no pickles even tho he wanted extra. Who's laughing now?
"Mom, mom!! At the school they're calling me Mafioso!!" "Don't worry my little son, tomorrow mom goes to the school to put an end to this""Thanks mom!!! But please make like it was an accident"
a joke that i thought of 2 mins ago. kid: mom, can I get $20?” mom: does it look like I’m made of money? kid: well, isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?
I no longer call it "heading to the shooting range". Now it's "going out to yeet."
Being deemed an "essential worker" Is like being condemned to summer school while the rest of the students are off.
How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Natural selection.
Who is the president of china? An entrepreneur was looking to do business overseas. He asked his assistant "Who is the president of China?"His assistant replied, "No, Xi is the president of China.""Who's she?"No boss, "Hu is Hu, Xi is Xi"
Someone asked me “who’s that’s Chinese knight looking for his belongings” “He’s Sir Ching”
You wanna know what’s not illegal in California? Wildfires.
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.