The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
For our silver wedding anniversary I got a map of the world, gave my wife a dart, and said we'd go wherever the dart lands! I'm happy to announce in october were going to spend a lovely 2 weeks by the fucking skirting board!
I hear it’s a good time to buy real estate in Texas! The housing market is flooded.
What’s the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm? Walking the Planck.
If Korean pop is kpop, what sort of music does Drake make? Crap
Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher. He just wasn't meating enough people..
I offered my old air mattress to a homeless guy today. He got real excited, until i also offered him my air guitar
The percent of the population holding anti-vaccination beliefs has gotten up to the mid-teens. Unlike their children.
What bacon makes you sneeze? Peppa Pig
A british person plays chess with an american, The british person always wins. Why?Their queen never dies.
Executives at Monsanto have announced an initiative to genetically alter deer for increased movement speed. Those assholes will do anything to make a quick buck
An FBI agent was called in to speak to the manager of a bank that had been robbed three times in a row by the same guy. He asked what kind of distinguishing things can you describe about this man? Height, weight, distinguishing tattoos, clothes? The manager said, "what I noticed was that he seemed to be better dressed each time."
"Sorry, I was all up in your grill about cooking yesterday."
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'