The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
A woman was gathering plates in her kitchen... Her boyfriend comes from behind and very playfully starts to kiss her on the neck.Her : Babe, stop it, I'm trying to put a load in the dishwasher.Him : Yeah, me too.
What's Al Qaeda's favourite football team?? New York Jets
I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes. Being selfless, I wished for world peace, reduce pollution and less traffic....Should’ve read the terms and conditions. My bad.
When applying for a Palestinian passport.... In the section where it says "occupation" .. do you just put ISRAEL?
So I heard Australia just ordered a mass cull of over 5000 camels yesterday... Wouldn't be the first time a drunk Aussie polished off a pack of camels in an afternoon.
Roses are crimson, violets are violet I have an art degree...you want fries with that?
Luckily, after contracting COVID 19, Donald Trump got back to full health. It would be a huge tragedy for the whole world to lose him... ...before he did his time.
Why are all the dead sinners bald? Because they have hell toupee.