The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
(True story) Richard Branson was once asked what is the quickest way to become a millionaire He answered, 'to be a billionaire and start your own airline'
My sister and her kids live with me, and I'm always waking up to a spoiled brat screaming her lungs out. Her kids don't help either.
why is japans population so old? the last time they had a little boy it didnt go so well
My frugal neighbor doesn't want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he's going to try and do it himself. "How hard can it be?" he said. I think he's in for a shock.
Many people will be celebrating alentines ay this year. It's for the people who won't be getting any v or d this February 14th.
Husband: "I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my Grandmother." Wife: "Why does it say 'Do Not Resuscitate?'"
A farmer walks into his house holding a goose in his arms He approaches his wife and says “Well this is the pig I’ve been fucking.” His wife stares at him, mouth agape, and says “Excuse me?! That’s a goose!” The farmer replies “I know. I wasn’t talking to you.”
How much do you charge? (NSFW) A man goes to a lawyer's office and asks him, how much do you charge?The lawyer responds: I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?Yes. What’s your third question?