The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What was Iran called before it was formed in 1979? Running.
A guy’s doctor tells him he needs brain surgery The guy asks, “Doc, after the surgery, will I be able to play the violin?”The doctor tells the guy, “Go fuck yourself”
I used to do a lot of tap dancing but I kept falling in the sink
Little Red Riding Hood walks alone through the dark forest. Suddenly she hears a rustling behind a thick bush.She pushes the branches and bushes aside and suddenly the big bad wolf is sitting in front of her."Oh, bad wolf. Why do you have such big red eyes?""Get out of here. I'm pooping!"
Dyslexic walks into a bar Gets slapped and called a pervert.
What happens when you try to crossbreed a turtle and a dragon? You get a crushed turtle.
My local butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage. It was a tern for the wurst.
What do sheep like to do in the summer? Have a baa-baa-cue!
You know when the mustard bottle farts when you're squeezing it to get mustard out I guess that's mustard gas.
How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq Iran!
Pink Fluff... What's pink and fluffy?Pink FluffWhat's Blue and Fluffy?Pink Fluff holding it's breath.(My niece told me this)
What did the person with horrible music taste say to the person who stole their coin? Hey can I have my nickelback?
Hooked up with a GILF We get to her place she said she didn't need a safe word. If anything went wrong just hit her LifeAlert button
Somebody set an alarm... ... To wake up green day.
Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.