The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I stole the punctuation keys from a Judge's keyboard yesterday. I'm expecting a long sentence.
George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.
I called up GameStop customer support They told me to hold.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.