The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A racist, a murderer, and a wife beater walk into a bar The bartender says, "what can I get you officer?"
Introduced my girlfriend to the family over the weekend, everyone was shocked... Specially the wife .
Atoms can't actually touch. We're all made of atoms and all mater is atoms which can neither be created or destroyed. so to answer your question, no officer I did not punch that child
I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.
Gorillas see us how we see aliens, skinnier, smarter, less hair Or you might call them Asians
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
I thought it would be a real ethical conundrum when the PETA Headquarters got a rat problem But they just did what they do to all the dogs they rescue.
Why do fish form schools, but ants form colonies? Cause *truants* don't go to school!(I came up with this right now)
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal. China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.
What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle
“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.” “Will that cure me?” the patient asks. “Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”
Why does the rabbit sleep with its eyes open? Because it has short skin.
My son told me he’s going to work forever. But not for a salary, he won’t need to get paid when he’s older, but he’ll have so many good ideas that he’ll have to keep at it. Working all the time to crank out his inventions and art and literature and all that. So I ask him to share some ideas with me. "I can’t share them with you, I haven’t started having them yet."
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.