The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a road vehicle designed to carry a large amount of fuck-ups? A blunderbuss
She kept saying that the Earth was flat while the elevator we were in kept going up. She was wrong on so many levels
WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs … as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. That's my stepladder, he said. I never knew my real ladder.
What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.