The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What was the budget for The Room? Cheap, cheap, cheap!
The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence. I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.
It took my wife six hours to push out our first child. He’s old enough to live by himself now.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Why don't phones ever go hungry? They have plenty of apps to choose from.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.