The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.