The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
I had to stop wearing my Linkin Park shoes Made my feet numb
She: "Wait for me darling, I just do my makeup...." He: "Oh, you don't need makeup."She: "How nice, you are so sweet."He: "You need plastic surgery."
I think my TV may be possessed. Today I saw the Three Stooges and Ronald Reagan on it. Its channeling dead people.
Self deprecation is definitely the lowest form of humour. that's why I use it all the time
What's an amputee's favorite toy? Legos.
I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with Lucifer himself on how to be even more vicious. I’ve no idea what kind of fees she’s charging him.
Why do cows look so depressed after being milked? Well if someone woke you up early, rubbed your tits for two hours and didn't shag you, you`d be pissed off too!
How many trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I've stopped counting.
Doctor: how often do you exercise? Me: 3 times Doctor: A week? A month? Me: I have given my answer
A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."The doctor says, "Mine is."
When I got my license I didn't have money for a car, so I robbed a bank. Anyway, as I was being dragged off to jail my mother wanted to know why I did it. So I told her the truth: "I did it for the car, ma!"
Someone broke into my house so I hid in the closet with my phone, but I forgot to set it to silent... Luckily when I got a text I managed to fake cough over it so he wouldn't hear