The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Team LeBron beat team Durant in the NBA All Star game last night. Immediately after the game Kevin Durant announced he is signing with Team LeBron.
What do you call someone who cosplays as Jesus? A cross-dresser
Three people walk into a bar. The first has type B blood. The Second type A blood. The third type P blood. The person with type P blood says to the bartender, "I think I'm a type O"
In the original Star Wars Peter Mayhew once had to redo a scene because he missed his cue. It was a Wookiee mistakeRIP Peter.
A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year. The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
When can you add your bottle to Wikipedia? When you fill it from a reliable source.
Aldi recently copied Lidl's idea to reduce their prices on courgettes, cucumbers, carrots, celery, celeriac, cabbage and cauliflower, and now they're being fined for breaking piracy laws. It's because they sale'd the seven Cs.
Did you hear the Alabama Governor's house burned down? ...It took out the whole trailer park
What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement? A camel - I put in the cement just to make it harder.
Warning, English not my first language, so sorry if hard to understand The creative writing students all shifted a little uneasy as they realized they had clearly picked the wrong professor
what did the ram say when his mom found drugs in his dresser drawer? I learned it from watching ewe!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.