The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Since my wife left, I've bought a motorcycle, drugs and am currently in bed with two prostitutes. She's going to be pissed off when she comes home from work.
My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!
How copper wire was invented. Dad: So, what did you need help with?Son: I need to know how copper wire was invented.Dad: It all started when 2 lawyers were fighting over a penny.Son: ...
Today I saw a glass billboard advertising air conditioners that looked brand new. Than a flock of pigeons landed on it. From there, it was a clear sign that shit was about to hit the fan.
A car thief gets brought before the judge Judge: Why did you steel the car?Thief: I had to get to work.Judge: And why didn't you take the bus instead?Thief: I've got no licence for driving a bus.(English is not my first language and I am on mobile)
Why are white girls so odd? Because they literally can’t even
This is how the first tire was invented. A guy had 365 used condoms. So he melted them down, made a tire, and called it a goodyear.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. ................One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfort... read more