The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Are you made of gold, 2 titanium sulfur and carbon? Because you’re autistic
What is the purpose of war? "God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain
What do you call a guy from Illinois with rips in his jeans, shoes, and a hole in his shirt and forehead? An ambulance
What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port. Whoops, wrong sub.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked penis? Fucks funny
What is the most acidic soup? Ph0
A woman gets pulled over by a policeman for suspected drunk driving. “Madam, you’re suspected for drunk driving. Please blow this for me for a breath alcohol test.”“What the hell? That’s your penis, not the breathalyser!”“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were drunk.”
My meth head friend told me drugs help him fit his whole day into a four hour period "Take some more", I told him. "You could fit your whole life in one afternoon!"
A man walks into a bar an drinks 10 straight double whiskys one after the other, suddenly he keels over rubbing his stomach head bowed, barman says to the man, 'what's the matter?' Man says 'I shouldn't of drank that whisky with what I've got', barman says 'why what have you got?' Man says 2quid
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
How many Freudian psychanalysts do you need to change a light bulb? Two: One to change the light bulb, and one to hold the penis.THE LADDER! I meant the ladder.
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court? Sediment always settles
What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun? A colt.
When a girl tells you to take her to the most expensive place, where should you take her? an American hospital