The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How do you catch an elephant? First, you’ll need to dig a hole deep enough for an elephant. Proceed to complete surround the hole with green peas and fill the bottom of the hole with ashes.*Once the elephant bends down to take a pee, kick it in the ash hole.*
I went to the mall and you know those people that set up their little shops? Well, there is a dwarf in a little hut, and he tells fortunes. Come to find out he is a fugitive and wanted for some crimes. I guess that makes him a small medium at large...
What state has the largest amount of self made prostitutes? Idaho
You're at the mall when a security guard comes up to you. He (falsely) suspects you of attempted shoplifting.You try to explain to him that you're not, but he thinks you're getting aggressive and trying to resist arrest. He pulls out his taser.What happens next may shock you...
NEVER fight a cougar Just give her a fake name and sneak her out in the morning
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
Almost got on a television show once.... So pissed they cancelled COPS
After an extremely tense argument with my wife, the house was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Things got a lot worse, when I saw the grenade flying towards me.
You can tell a bad joke from a good home by the number of awards it has... See above.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.