The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Just this week I fucked a dozen chicks Next week, I'll try girls.
Recently, Scientists have shown that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
You ever notice that all Dillards are basically the same and only exist in malls? You know what they say though... ...when you've seen one Dillards, you've seen a mall.
What do you have to do to get Germans to join a war? You don't have to do anything, they're already at the front.
Why couldn't the crocodile clone his plants? Because he's not a proper gator
Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
Grandpa walks into his grandson watching a football match Grandpa: who's playing?Grandson: Czech and SlovakiaGrandpa: against who?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
How did the Turtle beat the Hare? It used a razor.
Prostitution is illegal in most of the U.S. But if you film it and call it porn then it's alright.
When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!"... When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results
This morning I ran about 4.5 miles in just 17 minutes Why can't people keep their large size dogs chained???
What do you call an airplane full of Accountants? A Boring 747!
2016 where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States
What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.