The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment... It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.