The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I like jokes, I like air conditioners, but jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.
Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically.
What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian.
Trump did a better job getting people to exercise in 1 month than Michelle Obama did in 8 years Look at all those protesters on the streets!
Tiger Woods won't be able to play the Masters this year. Having difficulties with his driving. Too soon?
Everyone knows the story of "doubting Thomas" and his reaction to the death and resurrection of Christ He was famously known for insisting on seeing the wounds for himself, and while most think it was because he didn't believe the stories he was hearing, I know it was because he wanted to confirm that Jesus was indeed a holey man.
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
The doctor says, "I have bad news, You have Cancer, and Alzheimer's Disease." The patient says, "Well at least I don't have Cancer."
The local Ice Cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself.
If 2020 was a math word problem: **If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?**
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.