The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Trump's going to pardon Susan B. Anthony... He just learned the she too campaigned against mass voting by male.
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies? A swallow.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than Empire State Building? Ofcourse ! The Empire State Building can't jump
No one wanted to join me on the difficult mountain trail. They all said it was a hard pass.
Why are obtuse angles so depressed? (BPI) Because they're never ***right.***\- brought to you by the Bad Puns Initiative (BPI)
I decided to turn my frown upside down one day. Now my head is broken.
I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
I asked the IT guy, How do you make a Motherboard? He said, I tell her about my job.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2 to say it.
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
Why do graveyards have gates? Because people are dying to get in.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.
St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme. He was a deep friar.