The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.
My boss just referred to me as "A real pair of butts" He said I am "A major ass set to the company"
A week ago my Jeep broke down and I had to scrap it Today I found out my friend got the exact same model Jeep.I'm pretty sure its a reincarnation
I knew a man who poisoned his wife with a pair of scissors. He gave her arsenic.
A young cow runs crying to her mom... A young cow runs crying to her mom..."Momma, a bull came down to mate with me!"Momma: "No need to cry my child. It's perfectly natural.""But momma he insisted on sucking on my teats because it gets him in the mood!""He did What? How dairy!"
Save money on home security and alarm systems by flying flags of politically taboo groups on the front The police will watch your house for free!
I got in a fight with a guy in a wheel chair the other day He won't be walking for weeks
Interview for the position of security guard in India Interviewer(in an Indian language) : Do you know English? Candidate: Are the thieves from England?
I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east He told me prophets were going through the roof
Everyone debates butts vs. boobs, but nothing beats a pretty face. Except for Chris Brown
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.