The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Rich people have... Rich people have colon cleansesPoor people have taco bell
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
What's a white supremacist's favorite leafy green? K-K-Kale
Can't take a vacation.. \- I can't go on a long vacation because of my work. \- Oh, I'm sure they can manage without you for a week.\- Exactly! That's what I don't want them to discover.
I was checking out at supermarket today when I noticed the man in front of me put only one thing on the conveyor belt... A box of condoms. Not only did he notice me staring but decided to make super uncomfortable eye contact. So to lighten the mood I put my bottle of ketchup on the belt and said "looks like we've both bought something to put on our sausages"
Why do cows look so depressed after being milked? Well if someone woke you up early, rubbed your tits for two hours and didn't shag you, you`d be pissed off too!
What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
Harry went to his doctor on Thursday to review his test results. The Doctor told him that he has both good news and bad news. "Good news is you have 48 hours to live," he said to Harry. "Bad news is I should have told you on Tuesday.