The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance. An ambulance.