The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, “No change yet.”
What do you call a used shirt from someone from Chernobyl Third hand
What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
How did Steve got his lungs injured in army? Sergeant told him to blow up the tank.
What is the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with explosive diarrhea? One of them shucks between fits.
To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
What do a hurricane, a tornado and a red neck divorce all have in common? In every case, someone loses a trailer.
I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back ... ... he made a bolt for the door.
Did you hear the one about the giraffe who learned Karate? He looked like a fucking idiot.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.