The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I think it's just deplorable all the sexist people who want to undermine Katherine Bouman's role in the black hole photo. we all know with NASA's budget they could of never afforded a man.
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
What’s the difference between the “China Virus” and the Vietnam War? Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
What do you call a moose with two legs shorter than the others? Mussolini
My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!! Man, that sentence was way too long.
What do you call the destruction of large acres of lands? A massacre.
What do sharks and people have in common? All the great ones are white.
Did you hear about the cocaine addicted improv actor? He was constantly thinking about his next line
So I heard Australia just ordered a mass cull of over 5000 camels yesterday... Wouldn't be the first time a drunk Aussie polished off a pack of camels in an afternoon.
What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!