The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Need your eggs fertilized this Easter? I've got a cock for that. Just needs grains 2x a day.
I know it's way too soon, but... How many times did Tiger's SUV roll? FOUR!!!I'm going to Hell.
Taking the side length that’s opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon. It’s considered a sin.
If I got 1$ for every geography test I failed I could finally understand that I live in Europe, where these are worthless
Trump's going to pardon Susan B. Anthony... He just learned the she too campaigned against mass voting by male.
A lonely, angry young man started to keep a spreadsheet of all the women who he thought had wronged him. It was the incel's Excel.
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened? 'Buns n Hoses'
Saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself... Now there's someone who could use a good paddle.
My teacher said “we have the ability to clone we just don’t know what kind of rights they should have.” I simply replied “copyright”
If Trump had been editor of the Sun, "Virginia" would have received a much different answer... No.
Evangelists don’t need health care. They’re on the single prayer system.
I used to work in a powdered soup factory, until I started coughing up little cubes of tofu... I was forced to retire, after being diagnosed with Miso-thelioma.
Say what you want about suicide jumpers. I think they used all of their potential.