The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
How do you turn a kitten into a cow? You marry her!
Why didn't NASA name apollo rockets with letters? Because if Apollo F crashed with all it's crew, they would have to make an Apollo G.
Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom? Because number two shocked him.
I've just been thrown out by security and told never to return to the hospital again. It turns out the Stroke Unit isn't what I thought it was.
What resolution do white supremacists prefer? 3K.
What do you call a grenade dropped in a church? A weapon of Mass destruction
A group of foreign computer peripheral manufacturers, unhappy with tariffs placed on their products by the United States, plans on starting their own country, which will compete with America. They will call it USB.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.