The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow job would help. She asked me where I was going to find a cock to suck at this time of night.
Iran has announced a controversial move to reopen outdoor markets Experts have described the move as a bazaar decision
The award for 1st place in the feline bottom competition was stolen last night. Organisers say it was a... Cat-ass-trophy.
What game do fascists like to play? Nahtzee.
The judge says to the bailiff, "Bailiff, what is this man charged with?" Judge: *Bailiff, what is this man charged with?*Bailiff: *Your honor, this is man is charged with BIGOTRY! He had THREE wives!*Judge (shouting): *BAILIFF! Havin' three wives is not BIGOTRY! It's* ***TRIGONOMETRY!***
Kid: Dad, I need to fix my bike tire, it's flat. Dad: Kiddo, you need a henway for that. Kid: What's a henway? About three pounds. (read outloud)
What’s the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al-qaeda outpost? I dunno man I just fly the drone.
Aldi recently copied Lidl's idea to reduce their prices on courgettes, cucumbers, carrots, celery, celeriac, cabbage and cauliflower, and now they're being fined for breaking piracy laws. It's because they sale'd the seven Cs.
Old joke from when my dad was a kid My dad told me that when he was a kid in Romania (late 1960's). The old people in the town told him that if you take meat and rub it against the school at night that dogs would come and eat the school and there would be no school the next day.
What do you call perfume that doesn’t smell? Nonsense.
I was digging in the front garden when my neighbor saw me struggling with the shovel and came over to help with a rotortiller. A couple minutes later the other neighbor brought his garden tractor, and the guy down the street show up with a backhoe... Well that excavated quickly.
What has a 1000 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.
Why did Kermit The Frog lift off a manhole cover and dive in? He was kermitting sewercide.
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach… '