The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What music to kangaroos like?? Hip hop!!!!
Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultrygeist.
Grandpa walks into his grandson watching a football match Grandpa: who's playing?Grandson: Czech and SlovakiaGrandpa: against who?
Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and petroleum jelly? Their windows fell out.
What do hillbillies call their relatives from past generations? Their incestors Came up with it myself. How did I do?
What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
What do you call a person who tells dad jokes but has no kids? A faux pa.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.