The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I’ve been watching the Star Wars movies, and I realized something It’s not that big of a shock that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father.I mean, they have the same no’s.
Dismemberment isn't humorous unless you lose an arm
What do you call an 8 year old stuck in a closet? I don't remember, but the amber alert called her Mary.
LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now
My uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he kept fighting them off and drowned. We had him cremated... he burned for three days.
I played squash against my son. A wall might have been better.
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
Why does Donald Trump have bad hair? He fired his comb-y
Every time I drink food coloring, I dye a little on the inside.
I visited a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning. The woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked." "Does it affect the price?" I said. "No, not at all." she replied. "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth. But eventually I caved.
My physicist gf has refused to talk to me since the last time we had sex... Apparently she didn't like the fact that I gave her g a 10
What did the wind turbine say to Lady Gaga? I'm a HUGE fan!
What is the difference between a gun with a bent barrel and a constipated owl? One can shoot but not hit, and the other can hoot but not shit.
In Texas we don't measure temperature in degrees It's either "hot as balls" or "cold as shit."