The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why didn't the number get into the nightclub? Because he is square.
The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted. Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
I feel that Disney is taking the "Rainforest Cafe" theme a bit to seriously I was just sitting there eating when they bulldozed half of the place down.
I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey But I am scared my inbox will be flooded
The birthday dragon tried to blow the candles for the 254th time. Btw the party was on fire. We had a blast.
I was born by c-section and I turned out fine. Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.
Rush Limbaugh: “I have lung cancer.” Everyone under 50: “OK tumor”
My doctor asked if I wanted a digital prostate exam.. He didn't mention there were no electronics involved but now I get his point
What happens to a rainbow when it breaks the law? It goes through the prism system
These long quarantines have been so difficult for many marriages. Luckily for me I have an amazing wife. Just last night I woke up to her firmly pressing a pillow against my face to protect me from Covid-19.
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
My sister had a baby to save the relationship... But i still don’t talk to her.Credit: anthony jeselnik
If you think your life’s a mess, take some anti-diarrhea drug So you can your shit together
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it's not very good.