The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit.... Teller says, “Can you sign the deposit slip please?”.Doctor reaches into his pocket and brings out a rectal thermometer. He looks at it and then shakes his head. “Aw crap” he says, “some asshole’s got my pen!”
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.