The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Me:I want to become a millionare like my uncle My friend:Your uncle is a millionare?Me:No he wants to become one to
The other day I was travelling down one of those spiral type car parks. As I set off, on the top floor, I spotted someone smashing a car window and attempting to steal the radio. On the 2nd floor I saw a youth key right down the side of another car. On the bottom floor, I saw a couple throw a load of rubbish out of their car window....I couldn't believe my eyes. It was just wrong on so many levels!
They fired the guy who invented the wheel... He was cutting too many corners.
I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.