The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A book just fell on my head And I’ve only got myshelf to blame!
A Tree Falls In A Rainforest And Nobody Notices But Me "Ha ha ha! My illegal tree cutting business is working!"
For Halloween im gonna be a credit card. Because I'm always getting denied
How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs? Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.
My niece’s joke... First she told us the old, “why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he was feeling crumby”Being encouraged by the pity laugh from everyone, she made up this little gem:Why did the unicorn go to the hospital? Because he was feeling horny!
I have a James Bond bank account It reads as follows, 0.07
Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering She wasn't Aladdin.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three HOs
The award for 1st place in the feline bottom competition was stolen last night. Organisers say it was a... Cat-ass-trophy.
I thought my new girlfriend might be "the one" until I looked in her closet There was a nurse's uniform, a French maid's uniform and a policewoman's uniform. That killed it.If she can't commit to one job, she's too flighty for me.
How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews.
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good. Turns out... That in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
My wife's an absolute treasure.... By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
From the Newsdesk: Television Star turned Politician loses bid for reelection amidst corruption allegations... Our request for a comment from Sideshow Bob's campaign staff was declined