The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Why did a Duracell rabbit went to jail? It was charged with battery.
Mt favourite joke: Why does Edward Woodward (actor) have so many "D" 's in his name? Because otherwise he'd be Eh-wah Woo-wah:P
Where did Oscar the Grouch get all of his opiates from? Poppy street
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
If coal is so bad for the environment... why don't we just burn it all?
It is not polite to call people White Trash The proper label is white non-recyclablesYeah ok it's not great but it's what I got
I watched a movie called "The Adjustment," about a Chiropractor who quits, goes back to school and becomes an famous Orthopedic Spine Surgeon. I didn't really like it. Too much backstory.
Did you hear the one about the giraffe who learned Karate? He looked like a fucking idiot.
my sister told me she won’t scatter my ashes in the ocean she said there was already too much trash in it.
If I had a dollar every time one of my professors complained about the collapsing American democratic society... I would have a small loan of a million dollars.
What is the favourite instrument of someone who never gets laid? Incello.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'