The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
I walked in on my boss masturbating the other day. He told me to quit masturbating and get the hell out of his office.
Trump: Siri, how many miles did i ran today? Siri: Sending missiles to Iran today.
Doctor: Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills. Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him? Doctor: They Are For You.!!
Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."
[Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille? Caution hot surface
If I swallow two pieces of string, they will come out the other end tied together. I shit you knot.
What do you call it when the crocodiles start getting all wild at the zoo? Reptile dysfunction
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together?""How dare you", retorted the woman, "I'm not some cheap pickup!""Well then", said the tramp, "get the fuck out of my bed".
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution